Wednesday, March 9

League of Legends

This post is for Mercenary X, and all members of the MX Premade Team. This article is a MANDATORY read before you are invited to 5-man with us again.

League of Legends is a GAME. Take it seriously, and we die. If we lose (like we did for the first time tonight), WE LOSE. Simple as that. The other team beat us in some way shape or form. Our first match was fine, and we lost due to the fact that the entire enemy team was bulky DEEPS. The second match we lost because we broke our boundaries and attempted some new team arrangement. THERE IS AND WAS NO NEED to get all pissy about the fight, and that's to both SB and Jack. (Besides, you know we need to surrender if SB agrees to one.)

If you get ganked, it was your fault for not checking the map and having zone awareness. We will try to call out MIAs and important info but DO NOT RELY on them. We like to win but our goal IS NOT TO WIN, we're 5 bros having a good time in the League of Legends smacking up some enemy bastards, that's all there is to it.

DONT be afraid to Solo Queue or queue up with a couple of other guys; we DONT need to have 5 people to play the game.

Personal Adjustments:

Antmann: Please, read guides about the characters you want to play, learn some typical item builds for situations. Asking advice on builds IS ACCEPTABLE, but not every match, man. Come on, we know you can do it. If you want to get a practice match in, EVEN with bots or bros.

Jack: Dude, stop getting upset about the game. No ult is a "wasted" ult. Maybe not used right, but never wasted. If we lose, we lost. Don't admit defeat right away. If you ask monk for advice, take it - because you failed to put his teachings into practice. Calm the hell down and remember, it's a game.

SB: Try not to overextend too much, I know you've heard it a thousand times already but you've done it a thousand and one times man. Also, like Antmann, get to learn a character a little bit before you decide to try a new one. Admittedly, your personal best is with Ashe and Tristana right now, try some free champs here and there.

Sam: Be a little more patient with us, I know that you don't need to instruct me as much anymore but the rest of the team has talent they haven't unlocked yet (and so do I). If we're doing bad, you've been doing a good job at letting it go, just try not to let the newbie mistakes get to you, you've played lods of egaems that we have yet to experience.

Anyway, that's the story. Please just follow your lines of advice, calm down, and take the game as what it is - a game.

We'll see you for the next 5-man premade.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Added note: watch the fuck out of this video.

Zoning Guide: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kxGQ3gWdrM

Captain Jack Harkness said...

If you'll remember correctly, I was the only one who didn't admit defeat right away. That was SB and Sam. My main problem is that I'm trying get the game moving but all you guys want to do is defend defend and defend. This comment wasn't mean to insult anyone or offend anyone in anyway, so please don't take it that way. I'm just trying to be honest.

Sniper Wolf said...

No, I know you didn't. That's just something that you need to work on in general. If we can't push or backdoor, we can't; and you need to understand that.

Captain Jack Harkness said...

Alright, I can work on that, but please explain to Sam that he throws out the "It's game guys" phrase more and more, but doesn't realize that he's getting mad as well, especially at things that are beyond anyone's control, I.E my internet problems.

Sniper Wolf said...

We call games when we are positive that there's no point in continuing on. There was that one exception, I admit. But generally, we know when we've lost.

Captain Jack Harkness said...

Yeah that too, but there was a typo in my comment, I'd meant to say that he throws out the phrase "It's A game guys" alot, but doesn't realize that he's getting mad as well, including at things that no one can control.